A man from New York enters the Pour House at 7 pm.
Another man from Los Angeles walks into the Hawk n' Dove at the same time.
Both men are of the same age, height and weight and have an equal desire to get ridiculously, horribly schnackered. They both sit at the bars of their respective establishments, and start drinking pints of Yuengling.
Question: Which man gets drunk first?
Why: Because neither the Pour House nor the Hawk n' Dove clean the lines to their taps, and their draft beers taste so shitty that the men can't continue.
Seriously, go in there sometime. You will not, not be disappointed.
Message to Pour House and Hawk n Dove: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU GUYS THINKING??? GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER! YUENGLING? MORE LIKE ASSLING!
Why is this? We have no idea, but it needs to change. You can't have two bars with as much potential as the Pour House and the Hawk messin' up this bad.
Moreover, you know what happened to those two gentlemen? They were so disgusted at the taste of the beer that one was forced to make out with a Republican Hill Staffer, and the other went and jerked off a reindeer. True story.
(edited by Rowdy Chowder)